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[Straika]

Jajaja sí ron damón, ya taba pensao, no porque yo lo diga, sino porque los Inphieles lo han elegido de portavoz de la phé (cóscate que cada día pone que mayhem empezó a gritar por la noche que era gay y no se que mas, los espiritus siempre le poseen a él). Con semejante currículo está claro que debe ser el menestro de exteriores.


Ademas tiene un espía en territorio enemigo, ¿qué mas se pué pedí?

[Yongasoo]

A ver si le abren la puerta a Prez, que está golpeando desde hace rato y yo no tengo llave.

Se lo van a comer los inpHieles!

[Straika]

Mas bien ya se lo han comido, lo ultimo que lei de el es que se puso como una shit y feneció.

[mayhem]

Bueno, Anthor ha contestado, aquí su respuesta:

Hi chiopHino,

Thank you for your response, it is much appreciated. You are correct, it is personal... the two groups I mentioned have terrorized us since August of last year. Any help we can get against them would be greatly appreciated... and as you're intention is to eat as many people as possible, then I'm grabbing the opportunity to direct you to some good food sources. The two groups in question... GSUC http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=383 and the State of New York http://www.shartak.com/clanview.cgi?id=403
operate out of the town of York... http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/York but also have a presence in Wiksik, in what was formerly my Throne Room... http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Wiksik - See the hut marked Skull Throne.

If in your flood of destruction through the island, happen to eat all of the members of GSUC and the State of New York, it would help me greatly. Their members and allies outnumber us by a factor of 4:1.

Listed below are all the members of my clan... the KOS... if I can offer anything other than advice, in return for PH's help with this... then just let me know, and I'll see what I can do.

Thanks,

Anthor

Frib - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=16594
Flying Squirrel - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=16461
Ash - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=16070
Captain Howdy - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=15923
Shiva - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=15044
Rachel Stone - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=14768
WikSikFuk - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=14641
dragontamer56 - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=13956
AliceBeth - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=13248
Jhonka - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=13194
ManBearPig - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=12563
xtbotts - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=12400
Anthor - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=10965
Daigo Smash - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=10964
Big Kahuuna - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=10352
AlexanderRM - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8094
Bobathan McJekt - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=5291
Ropata - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4337
FishOutOfWater - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=4005
schwerve - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2391
Twiglet - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7681
Roberi Bunni - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8759
Eyes of a Hawk - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=9667
Bruce Lee- http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=11933
One Armed Bandit - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=13350
Hastur - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=13700
Hannibal Lecter - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=16018
Barack Obama - http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=16235

Y mi respuesta:

Hi there, Anthon,

I am sorry to say today has been a bloody day. In the medical hut there's been a nice amount of mayhem: 26 characters died. I have to recognize pH has helped quite a bit on increasing that number, but the main killer has been the first in your list: Frib. After the massacre he tried to hide but we found him and gave him dead.

I hope it doesn't mean war between both our clans, but an isolate incident. It's been also a lesson to us not to group together as we used to.

We haven't got a member list yet, but I guess it may be around 30 people, all of us on levels between 2 and 5, yet.

We have finally chosen a leader, she will contact you soon; you both can talk about today's massacre and try to settle things from there on.

See you around, dude!

Así que, Straika, manos a la obra. Regístrate en el foro y sé La Voz de San Poli.

Venga.

[Tarzanete]

Hi there, Anthon,

I am sorry to say today has been a bloody day. In the medical hut there's been a nice amount of mayhem: 26 characters died.

guiño guiño

[Straika]

Así que, Straika, manos a la obra. Regístrate en el foro y sé La Voz de San Poli.

Venga.

No no questablando.

Yo soy una lider rollo el rey. Sonrío, saludo, y pongo cara de endogamia.

Yo te nombro, Mayhem ChicoPhino III, portavoz oficial del clan canibal defensor de la phé, la phaz y el poly.



Eso sí, de vez en cuando diles que tus decisiones las tomaste inspirado en mi belleza rural, que soy despiadada y cruel, que te pego con un palo de madera para que postees mas rápido y te llamo perrin, y que por supuesto, me desplazo por la jungla subida a lomos de algun canibal phiel.

Igualmente me voy a registrar en el para gritar enfervorecidas consignas y propagar la phé.


Ademare cuando alguno llegue a level 5, si se pilla la skill de liderazgo se puede poner de co-lider del clan , o sea, imagino que le permitira usar el notice del clan y banear o echar a la gente.

Lo que no se si hay limite de co-lideres, porque a mí me gustaría que todos fueramos lideresos en amor y compaña, acariciandonos los lomos y cantando güiarthechildren.


Vale, ya he dejado un enigmático mensaje en el foro:

Sorry for the tittle in spanish, but that setence must be in spanish because in english countries the seat and sofas are of cheap mimbre and don´t need to tapiceichon.


I´M [size=20pt]SALCHICHA[/size], the evil queen of canibals that joins the phaith and worships San Poly Díaz, our spiritual guide thar lead us in the way of masacre, light, fire, destruccion, the world can be a ruin, we can allow that! chan chan chan.


If you think that we are Charity sister (unless something of clan have a sister call Chari, a spanish name), THINK AGAIN (since I heard that in a chapter of Lost I always wanted to say in some place).


REPENT! REPENT! THE END IS COOMING SOON.


If you don´t embrace the faith, you´ll eat floor, and when you are eating the floor, we`ll eat you.




Sorry for the bad english, it´s because I learn in the opening academy, that of the "If if, between between"


In sumary, WHORSHIP ME, or die.


Tranks.

Kiss a lot.

[poshol na]

¡Espléndido!

[mayhem]

Excelente.

Imagínate que te han matado el personaje dos veces seguidas unos pH hijosdeputah, vas al foro y te encuentras que el primer comunicado oficial del clan es eso.

Eso!

Es inmejorable; inquietante, esquizofrénico, amenazador, absurdo. Eres como una chamán chalada aullando incoherencias mientras es poseída por un doble anal.

Iba a postear ya mi presentación en el foro, pero dejaré que pase un tiempo hasta que digieran lo tuyo y luego voy si acaso a hablar en términos un poco más mundanos.

[Jordison]

Simplemente genial. Y el guiño a Dragon Ball me ha hecho de llorar

[Merleneyer]

If you don´t embrace the faith, you´ll eat floor, and when you are eating the floor, we`ll eat you.

Straika, me acabo de enamorar perdidamente de ti.