Harte Canibal.

Phoro hexclusibo para misioneros antropófagos
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Straika
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Harte Canibal.

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Abro este hilo para que recopileis los mejores carteles grabados y citas que encontreis por ahí:
Coup Poudre says “welcome, nuevos amigos agradables, to Rakmogak.” (2009-03-02 17:07)
Coup Poudre says “it is quite a lovely place. Si puedo ayudar, apenas pregúnteme.” (2009-03-02 17:08)


Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “Clínica Privada de Pepe.”
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Straika
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Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “Pepe: paga lo que debes.”
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Chiflágoras
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Coup Poudre es un bendito. Después de darle con mis tres muñecos en la cabesa y deglutir su pulpa ha perseguido al pobre Zarzapharrilla (que sufre un extraño caso de identificación con sus víctimas: después de darles matarile las acusa de pker), para echarle la bronca mediante mensajito y marcharse.

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Dr Macabre escribió:Description:
Peacefull doctor doing what he promised to do, help any living creature to avoid death. Mr Burns from Springfield is his best customer.


Y otro tenía este avatar:

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"Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime"

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Straika
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Jueves negro:
Since your last move:
Mariano Rajoy says “Dadle a paquito fetel cabronias!” (2009-03-05 14:05)
Pocholoff says “No se deja, los esquiva todos, el cabrón...yo le he dado un poco al armand latre, pero estoy cansao...” (2009-03-05 14:09)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 15:12)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 15:13)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 15:13)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 15:13)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 15:13)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 15:13)
Mierdaseca kills Paxton Fettel with a wooden club. (2009-03-05 15:21)
Mierdaseca says “El que se mueva no sale en la pHoto!!” (2009-03-05 15:32)
Coup Poudre carves pieces off the body of Paxton Fettel and begins eating! (2009-03-05 16:02)
moro inpHiel kills Hak Hak with a wooden club. (2009-03-05 16:08)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 16:28)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 16:28)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 16:28)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 16:28)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 16:28)
kunta-mong loses too much blood from a nasty looking wound and dies. (2009-03-05 16:38)
Lagentesabeapollo says “Hoygan! Esas ierbas medisinale me gustan mucho, me las podrian enbiar a mi imeil?” (2009-03-05 16:40)
Coup Poudre carves pieces off the body of Hak Hak and begins eating! (2009-03-05 17:07)
Coup Poudre carves pieces off the body of Hak Hak and begins eating! (2009-03-05 17:36)
Phepegut scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2009-03-05 17:55)
Phepegut carves something onto the wall. (2009-03-05 17:55)
Coup Poudre carves pieces off the body of Hak Hak and begins eating! (2009-03-05 18:34)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-05 19:23)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. You die of fright. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Bechamel turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Perez Prado turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Mariano Rajoy turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:23)
carajorn turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:23)
El Tapicerdo turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:23)
Phepegut turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
MesabeelPHitoacanela turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Croqueta turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Lagentesabeapollo turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Huesos turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Mans Laughter turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
ElTapicerdo turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Mxyzptlkz turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Salchichordison turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Cabezalimon turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
oligoPHrenica turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2009-03-05 19:24)
Ash turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Pocholoff turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Baconson turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Subnormal Profundo turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Mierdaseca turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Frib chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Jordibacon turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-05 19:24)
Jamona turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (
2009-03-05 19:24



The Survivors:

Here you can see Coup Poudre (13 of 85 HP), Frib, chicopHino, fosPhoritera, Salchicha, and moro inpHiel.
There are 26 bodies here.
Última edición por Straika el 05 Mar 2009 20:56, editado 1 vez en total.
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Jordison
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Solo hay una palabra.

LOL
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jojojo, moro inpHiel se ha quedado con solo 1HP

Se han enfadau los dioses o que?
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Mr. Blonde escribió:Se han enfadau los dioses o que?

Me respondo:

Frib

Malevolence - Torment spirits causing them to become aggressive


Jooooputa! parece que no va a ser bueno estar todos arrejuntaos en una cabaña.
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En una tan publica seguro que no, mecagoentó.

Si cada punto que nos sacaron le dió XP, el cabrónido se forró.
"Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime"

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Straika
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Coup Poudre carves pieces off the body of Salchichordison and begins eating! (2009-03-05 21:45)
chicopHino says “is that everything you can do? is that all the harm you can make? bullshit” (2009-03-05 22:14)
chicopHino says “salchicho pwn3d


Carved on the side of a hut is some writing. It reads “coughio up el weedo, or I'ma blow your brains all over the patio. Comprende?”
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